WISCONSIN--THE FROZEN TUNDRA or HEY WEATHER GUY, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING

So it goes:

Here is how it begins. You're sitting around one day wondering if Wisconsin could get any more bucolic--beautiful beyond recognition--even the The Simpsons said it was great. Then...

So it goes, one day your the race horse coveted by all and the
next your the goat.
What to do about it? Ah, and that will begin our story